*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*
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me and @neilhimself at the wedding ceremony of my dear old friend Jonas Woolverton and Jamie in California, last year.
I love this photo…
“I phoned my grandparents and my grandfather said ‘We saw your movie.’ ‘Which one?’ I said. He shouted ‘Betty, what was the name of that movie I didn’t like?’” (Endless list of perfect people: Brad Pitt)
→ Fried chicken
(Source: ofmonstersandmein)
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Maybe if period pain burned calories it would be worth it
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[sprays u with water] no, bad opinion
